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  Local Elder wins hot tub.

  by Clambake in

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  an elder in my cong.

  test drove a new a car and was entered in this contest to win a new hot tub.

  i don't know if he had to enter to was just.

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  Can't an elder enjoy a hot tub without all the fuss...
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  WTBTS continues to move to paperless

  by pronomono in

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  during my last meeting i was approached to see if i would be willing to switch to the electronic version of the km/watchtower.

  i thought to myself "i'm way ahead of you here, buddy.

  been doing it for almost a year.

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  The Society plans to go paperless in Kingdumb Halls and Assembly halls as well...

  
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  JW.ORG Business Cards?

  by toweragent in

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  did anybody else get an announcement at their meeting about the branch approved jw.org business cards?.

  apparantly, they're real slick and fit into your wallet (making it easier to informal witness).

  the logic was, some people don't want to be handed a big tract and would prefer something smaller.. so strange considering how little there is to those tracts!

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  Also.... Check out these aesomw theocratic JW.ORG BOOK MARKS... pack of 4 for only $1

  
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  Pixar the production company is jealous of Caleb and Sophia video's

  by life is to short in

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  2. beliefs

  so said the co last night.. apparently a jw was on a flight and just happend to sit next to some big wig from pixar and when the man from pixar heard that he was a jw the pixar man just gushed over what great work that the watchtower has done in producing the caleb video's.

  he siad he only wished pixar could do such great work.

  the co said we are able to do it because we have free labor and jehovah behind us.. my husband stayed home from the meeting but wanted to tie in by phone and that is what the co said in his talk.. the co also talked about all the changes that have happened in the last ten years and how if some of the friends did not like it they needed and to quote him "they just needed to get over it" these changes are going to happned period.

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  I sat next to Donald Trump in First Class last week on a flight from London to New York and he said he was jealous of the Watchtower for being so successful in the real estate business.
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  Pixar the production company is jealous of Caleb and Sophia video's

  by life is to short in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  so said the co last night.. apparently a jw was on a flight and just happend to sit next to some big wig from pixar and when the man from pixar heard that he was a jw the pixar man just gushed over what great work that the watchtower has done in producing the caleb video's.

  he siad he only wished pixar could do such great work.

  the co said we are able to do it because we have free labor and jehovah behind us.. my husband stayed home from the meeting but wanted to tie in by phone and that is what the co said in his talk.. the co also talked about all the changes that have happened in the last ten years and how if some of the friends did not like it they needed and to quote him "they just needed to get over it" these changes are going to happned period.

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  Let's compare...

  Pixar's Airplane...

  versus Caleb's Airplane...
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  convinced 95% of all active jw's don't have a clue as to where 1914 originates

  by goingthruthemotions in

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  so talking with my wife last night...i was explaining to her about a conversation i had with a person at work about end times.

  he has a strange belief that some scriptures in isaiah perdict something huge is going to happen in september of 2015. she then states that no one can predict the future only the father knows and he is in a cult.

  lol on the inside.. i then stated "what about 1914 and the dubs perdiction and what it means today" she said no there was never any predictions.

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  The 2,520 year calculation for the Gentile Times originated in 1823 by a delusional bible prophecy speculator named John Aquila Brown when he wrote "The Even Tide"... 50 years later, Nelson Barbour piggy-backed and added his twist. Russell simply stole the idea and claimed that The Lord revealed it to him. Anthony Morris The Turd claims this calculation originated with The Bible Students (view the 2010 DVD "Faith in Action")...
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  I Would Like To Know More Clearly Anthony Morris's Demon Phobic Stand On Smurfs Being Demonized And Sparlock Type Toys

  by frankiespeakin in

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  does anybody have any recordings about him speaking about his phobia?

  i heard his warning about some type of uncanny powers to beware of but forget what exactly.

  any way i'm sure we can all blame the anti sparlock type toy video on him so he must have this unreasonable phobia and it would be good to highlight this in his bullshit talks..

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  "There are toys that appear to be demon-inspired in design..." - Awake! November 22, 1987 page 6
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  I Would Like To Know More Clearly Anthony Morris's Demon Phobic Stand On Smurfs Being Demonized And Sparlock Type Toys

  by frankiespeakin in

  1. watchtower
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  does anybody have any recordings about him speaking about his phobia?

  i heard his warning about some type of uncanny powers to beware of but forget what exactly.

  any way i'm sure we can all blame the anti sparlock type toy video on him so he must have this unreasonable phobia and it would be good to highlight this in his bullshit talks..

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  Have You Ever Served as an Attendant? Share Your Stories!

  by Funchback in

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  i remember being a jw lad (about 10 or 11 years old).

  i would be at the circuit assembly and, at around 10:45 am, about 8 brothers would get up, walk slowly up the aisle, glancing at each row of their "section", their lips quivering as they silently count each person, trying to maintain focus as nearly each jw makes eye contact them (even though everyone knew what the attendants were doing!

  did i want to grow up to be the president of the united states?

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  I was practically forced to be an attendant a few times. When that happened, I already knew I was the bottom of the barrel of only a few "qualified" brothers in my congo because of my meeting attendance and field circus hours...
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  Letter from Spanish Branch regarding Governing Body's decision

  by Lost-In-Translation in

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  2. friends

  the spanish branch office sent a letter to all congregations in spain explaining the governing body's decision to stop all printing, storing and shipping of literature in spain.

  the spanish government recently ruled that all bethalites are entitled to a pension after having worked at bethel for many years.

  the ruling of the government sent the governing body scrambling.

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  What's the latest on this scandal?